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Gorillaz (Cover by Joely) - Feel Good Inc.

betterwitch:

Don’t mind me, I just fell a little bit in love with both this song, and the wonderful Oliver and Chris

You’re not the only one who fell in love with this song when they first heard it, even if it does make me border on tears. You did the song a lot of justice!

betterwitch:

So I got this anon

Joely - Guren no Spaghetti

betterwitch:

Don’t even ask, because I don’t know.
Disclaimer; I know I’m not great with pronunciation. For this, I apologise. 

betterwitch:

SO I hope you like this song…
Thank you very much for the request, it feels good to record again ^u^

histrionicSycorax and JoelyRose - Baby You're Going To Die

betterwitch:

actorsallusionpresents:

homestuckvatroupe:

Baby You’re Going To Die
a Baby It’s Cold Outside parody

Lyrics and Calliope by Joely
Editing and Caliborn by Alex 

Track art by Ita

CalliopeCaliborn

I really should stay — Baby you’re going to die
Don’t want to go away — Baby you’re going to die
Living has been — Been hoping that you’d drop dead
So very nice — You’ll be a corpse as cold as ice
My friends will wonder why I’m not there — Do you really think that they care?
Roxy will be pacing the floor — Don’t mention that beslubbering whore
So really I’d better prepare — No point, you’ll never stop me, so there!
Well really, brother, you I abhor! — Same to you, insufferable bore

They all might assume — What are you whining about?
I’ve gone to my doom — Something they’re right about!
I wish that I could — You haven’t got a clue
Overpower you — Is that a joke? What would you do?
Well maybe I’m so much stronger — I can’t take this any longer
Than you and I’m a hero inside — Dear god, did you even try?
I really should stay — Hey bitch don’t hold out
But maybe I’m going to die — Baby, you’re going to die

I don’t wanna go — Baby, you’re going to die
Now I’ll never know — Ooh darling, you’re going to die
What I could have been — You’re always the weaker twin
Or grow to be — You could not be better than me
Dear Janey will be suspicious — Her death will be particularly vicious
They all need an appropriate guide — You’ll be no use to them once you’ve died
Must you be so bloody malicious — No point in being surreptitious
So awful, mean, cantankerous, snide — An average Dr. Jekyll… fuck you!

I want to go home — Oh, lord, you sound pathetic
Just please let me go — Ugh you’re just making me sick
You’ve been such a prat — Oh, so much more than that
But soon you’ll see — Do you still think you can outrun me?
Even if I don’t wake up tomorrow — And when you don’t there’ll be no sorrow
I’m sure there’ll be some where I can hide — IMPOSSIBLE, where would you reside?
I really should stay — I’LL FIND YOU, GODDAMNIT (and when I do)
But maybe I’m going to die — Baby you’re going to die 

The cherubs from my troupe did some more singing.  It’s pretty fun.

I was in a singy thing again…I do enjoy the singy things…

histrionicSycorax and JoelyRose - What Is This Feelinggsfgkk?

homestuckvatroupe:

What Is This "Feelinggsfgkk"?
Based on “What Is This Feeling?” from Wicked
Rewritten by Joely

Track art by: NoSleepJustCoffee

Calliope: Joely
Caliborn: histrionicSycorax
Backup singers: Homestuck Va Troupe 

download link here

Calliope(Spoken):
My dearest, most darling friends!

Caliborn(Spoken):
Hey shitheads.

Calliope and Caliborn:
There has been some tension over joining our session,

Caliborn:
But of course I’ll get her someday

Calliope:
But of course I’ll rise above it

Calliope and Caliborn:
For I know that we should be getting along, bluh…
There have been some problems, for you see my sibling is…

Calliope:
Unusually peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe without divulging causal spoilers

Caliborn:
A fangirl!

Calliope:
What is this feeling, do you feel it too?

Caliborn:
I felt the moment I laid eyes on you!

Calliope:
My cheeks are burning

Caliborn:
My head is reeling

Calliope:
My stomach’s turning!

Caliope and Caliborn:
What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame,
Does it have a name, yeeesss,
Loathing, unadulterated loathing

Caliborn:
For your voice

Calliope:
Your games

Caliborn:
Your ‘troll thing’

Calliope and Caliborn:
Let’s just say, I loathe it all.
Every little trait however small,
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl,
With simple utter loathing
There’s a strange exhilaration, in such total detestation.
It’s so pure, so strong
Though I do admit I may sound crass
Still I do believe you’re a pain in the ass!
And I will be loathing,
Loathing you
My whole life long

Backup:
Dear Calliope, you are just too good
How do you stand him, I don’t think I could
He’s a terror, he’s a tartar, we don’t mean to show a bias
But dear Callie you’re a martyr.

Calliope:
Well, these things are sent to try us.

Backup:
Poor Calliope forced to reside
With someone whose so awful and snide
We just want to tell you
We’re all on your side!
We share your…

Calliope, Caliborn and Backup:
What is this feeling Loathing 
do you feel it too? Unadulterated loathing
I felt the moment For his voice His games
I laid eyes on you, His drawings
My stomachs turning Let’s just say
My head is reeling WE LOATHE IT ALL!
Oh what is this feeling? Every little trait however small 
Does it have a name? Makes our very flesh
Yes: Begin to crawl:.
ahhhh!:ahhhh! 

All:
Loathing

Calliope, Caliborn and Backup:
There’s a strange exhilaration Loathing
In such total detestation Loathing
So pure, so strong Loathing

Backup:
So strong!

Calliope and Caliborn:
Though I do admit I may sound crass
Still I do believe you’re a PAIN IN THE ASS! Backup
And I will be loathing Loathing
For forever loathing Loathing
Truly deeply loathing Loathing you
My whole Loathing 
Life long Unadulterated loathing

Caliborn:
Boo!

Calliope:
Ahh! 

verisimilis:

This is so aesthetically satisfying. 

(Source: 99percentinvisible, via ukulady42)

hittower:

ilikeitwhenshesrubsmyhorns:

hittower:

oh my gosh, look at their butts

its like only Roxy and Dirk are having fun. Jane is just “this feels wrong”. Jake is just  ”why the fuck would you draw me like this”

U got it

hittower:

ilikeitwhenshesrubsmyhorns:

hittower:

oh my gosh, look at their butts

its like only Roxy and Dirk are having fun. Jane is just “this feels wrong”. Jake is just  ”why the fuck would you draw me like this”

U got it

(via ukulady42)

ai-crossing:

sipper-smesh-brus:

Completely forgot to post this. Better version

IT’S BACK

ai-crossing:

sipper-smesh-brus:

Completely forgot to post this. Better version

IT’S BACK

(via ukulady42)

johannathemad:

schrodingersvet:

crab-cakes:

mukuroikusaba:

image

I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE WHAT I AM SEEING

I lied. This is it. This is the whole series.

How the fuck has no one made a comic to this yet

(Source: byrde, via tiny-marshmallow)

kalany:

Dear followers,

  • have you eaten today?

  • did you take any meds you need?

  • how about hydration?

  • maybe a nap if you need one

  • you are awesome

  • keep it up

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